i-think-we-should-sex:

If I knew there was a nuclear explosion going to occur, I would seriously just get butt naked, put on a bandana, stand out on the balcony and start jacking it with the angriest look on my face, watching the blast and mushroom cloud rapidly approach, engulfing the world. Come at me, bro.

qasual:

this looks so good.

bohemea:

Elijah Wood by Viggo Mortensen, 1999

Certainly. Moaning would be a biggie. Slight thrusting, but don’t choke the lady… unless she’s into that. Scratching, biting anything you can get your mouth on, nipple playage, ass grabbing. These are all some tips.

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

Show me that he’s enjoying it. I just feel like I’m not doing a good job if I’m not getting enough of a reaction, and that puts me off from wanting to at all.

I have to be in the right mood, but honestly, I don’t mind it.

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

well looks like you just lost the best thing that ever happened to your dash

bobertsbobgomery:

250 Films in 2012 | 149 | Dollar (1938) 

► Foreign (20/50)

roguemonster:

things that just happened in real life and by real life i mean things that happened on my blog